While falling asleep:
Papa, if I stick my hand in my crack I’ll get stinky finger, huh?
While driving to school:
Mommy, when it rains does the rain know that cactus only likes a little water?
Right before his fourth birthday:
An allergy is when you don’t like something…I’m allergic to not cool cars.
After papa tells him not to say “I want mommy” one more time:
I want someone whose name starts with ‘M’, and is an adult.
After a child at school states that her dad has a big fat belly:
Well my dad has a big fat penis.