Friday funnies: courtesy of big brother (age four)

12 Nov

While falling asleep:

Papa, if I stick my hand in my crack I’ll get stinky finger, huh?

While driving to school:

Mommy, when it rains does the rain know that cactus only likes a little water?

Right before his fourth birthday:

An allergy is when you don’t like something…I’m allergic to not cool cars.

After papa tells him not to say “I want mommy” one more time:

I want someone whose name starts with ‘M’, and is an adult.

After a child at school states that her dad has a big fat belly:

Well my dad has a big fat penis.

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One Response to “Friday funnies: courtesy of big brother (age four)”

  1. Trina November 12, 2010 at 2:38 pm #

    Now you’ve done! I want Friday funnies every week! I LOVED both of these posts! Key and Mase RULE!!!

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