Staring down and a sticker that has lost it’s stick:
It’s out of batteries.
Driving home from school with Grammy:
I want to go in mommy’s pocket.
Looking at a Buzz Lightyear action figure:
He has not cozy eyebrows, only hard ones.
Pulling a bra out of the laundry basket:
Here’s your boobies!
Looking at his poop in the potty:
That’s my poo. I don’t eat poo.