Friday funnies return

10 Dec

Little brother handing over his toy cell:

Do you want to play a game on my phone papa?

Big brother calling me out:

Son: Mommy, you farted.

Mom: How did you know?

Son: Because the stink is so high.

Mom: (cracking up) So high?

Son: Yeah, high like a skunk.

Little brother blinking repeatedly:

I can’t wiggle my ears, only papa. Not me. I can only wiggle my eyes, like this.

Big brother reflecting yet again upon smelly fingers:

If you put your finger in your ear and then smell it, it will smell like trash.

The brothers bonding over potty talk…at mommy’s expense yet again:

Big bro: Do you think it would be cool if you could poop with your wiener and pee with your tush?

Little bro: Yeah, and you could do it sitting down, like mommy.

Little bother handing a flashlight to the AAA guy changing the car battery:

This needs a new battery too.

Big brother riding the chair lift skiing with mommy:

Are we as tall as papa right now?

Little brother, as mommy ties a balloon string:

Are you good at everything mommy?

5 Responses to “Friday funnies return”

  1. Jen December 10, 2010 at 3:02 pm #

    I LOVE these. Please keep them coming! xoxo

    • FreeTheMom March 1, 2013 at 7:53 am #

      Don’t think I could stop ’em if I tried!

  2. Karen K December 10, 2010 at 3:28 pm #

    Little brother, as mommy ties a balloon string:

    Are you good at everything mommy?

    Evidently you are, missy.
    Holy crap this site has me rolling! I sooo needed this! 🙂
    You make me happy in person AND over the internet.
    I ❤ you, too.

  3. becca December 10, 2010 at 10:24 pm #

    These are what life is all about. happy you are documenting. I love these boys!

  4. Betsy December 13, 2010 at 9:59 pm #


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