Little brother handing over his toy cell:
Do you want to play a game on my phone papa?
Big brother calling me out:
Son: Mommy, you farted.
Mom: How did you know?
Son: Because the stink is so high.
Mom: (cracking up) So high?
Son: Yeah, high like a skunk.
Little brother blinking repeatedly:
I can’t wiggle my ears, only papa. Not me. I can only wiggle my eyes, like this.
Big brother reflecting yet again upon smelly fingers:
If you put your finger in your ear and then smell it, it will smell like trash.
The brothers bonding over potty talk…at mommy’s expense yet again:
Big bro: Do you think it would be cool if you could poop with your wiener and pee with your tush?
Little bro: Yeah, and you could do it sitting down, like mommy.
Little bother handing a flashlight to the AAA guy changing the car battery:
This needs a new battery too.
Big brother riding the chair lift skiing with mommy:
Are we as tall as papa right now?
Little brother, as mommy ties a balloon string:
Are you good at everything mommy?