Set scene: Hubby buys expensive new dog bed. Hubby leaves house for two hours. Hubby comes home to find apologetic dog begging for forgiveness. In the middle of ten thousand bits of statically charged dog bed. Hubby spends the next half hour chasing said bits around the bedroom with a broom and dust pan. Hubby swears never to buy Elvis another bed again.
That’s what you get for buying a pit bull memory foam.