Friday is funny again

27 May

Little brother (age 2), to his pre-school teacher:

Ms. Sandra, can you come over for a play date tomorrow? You have to ask your mommy first.

Big brother (age 4), explaining his sensitivity to temperature:

I think I’m warm blooded, but I have a little lizard in myself.

As mommy brushes little bro’s hair in the morning before school he says in a worried voice,

No mommy, if you do that my hair is going to be gorgeous. Only my friends who are girls, like Clare, have gorgeous hair!

On a sick day home from school big bro states:

Maybe my tummy hurts because these are not educational shows.

Little brother, on having a sibling:

I want to give brother to someone else because he is not being nice to me.

Big brother, being worldly:

Poopsie is how they say poop in France.

Wise little brother at bedtime:

Mommy, I love you, and papa, and brother. And myself. You have to love yourself.

During a disagreement, little brother stomps out of the room while yelling:

I’m not your brother anymore!

Big bro turns to his Auntie and says with perfectly victorious comedic timing:

He can’t change that.

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2 Responses to “Friday is funny again”

  1. Trina May 27, 2011 at 9:24 am #

    Oh how I do love Fridays!!! Thank you Goddess!

    • FreeTheMom March 1, 2013 at 7:59 am #

      Say it again! I could get used to that one 😉

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