Hump day funnies

9 Nov

Little brother’s diagnosis of his sore foot:

Maybe it hurts because there’s spit in it. I think I swallowed it down and it went in my foot.

I have nothing to say here. Except that he’s 5, and I’m told this is just the beginning:

Sharks have 2 penises. That’s why I want to be a shark.

An understatement by little brother:

I am hilarious hungry.

Lamenting the destruction of his stuffed bear, big bro vents:

Mommy, why do the dogs only eat MY stuffed animals? It’s like the dogs are tornadoes and brother is in a house so he doesn’t get taken away!

A sad declaration by a three year old with a temperature of 104:

I need medicine because I have owies where my blood is.

After surprising big bro with a new art desk (get out the tissues…):

Papa, this is the second best surprise I have ever gotten. (Papa asks what’s the first, and he replies after deep thought…) The day I met mommy and papa!

Big brother’s retort when mommy cautions that lying is the worst thing in the world:

No, it’s not worse than saying I don’t love you!

And finally, a very different very five year old moment as big brother runs out of his bedroom screaming:

I can’t be in my room, it stinks too bad! Right now there is nothing stinkier than me!

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4 Responses to “Hump day funnies”

  1. Pamela Morgan Redela November 9, 2011 at 2:19 pm #

    Thank you for making my day 🙂 I sure do miss you and those adorable boys!!! Visit? Soon? Please? xoxoox

  2. Sarah November 11, 2011 at 7:57 am #

    Seriously!? Could there be anything for hilarious/cute/amazing? The last 3 listed are so adorable!!!!

    • Anjale November 13, 2011 at 8:01 pm #

      Sarah, it is never ending!!!

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