Little brother’s diagnosis of his sore foot:
Maybe it hurts because there’s spit in it. I think I swallowed it down and it went in my foot.
I have nothing to say here. Except that he’s 5, and I’m told this is just the beginning:
Sharks have 2 penises. That’s why I want to be a shark.
An understatement by little brother:
I am hilarious hungry.
Lamenting the destruction of his stuffed bear, big bro vents:
Mommy, why do the dogs only eat MY stuffed animals? It’s like the dogs are tornadoes and brother is in a house so he doesn’t get taken away!
A sad declaration by a three year old with a temperature of 104:
I need medicine because I have owies where my blood is.
After surprising big bro with a new art desk (get out the tissues…):
Papa, this is the second best surprise I have ever gotten. (Papa asks what’s the first, and he replies after deep thought…) The day I met mommy and papa!
Big brother’s retort when mommy cautions that lying is the worst thing in the world:
No, it’s not worse than saying I don’t love you!
And finally, a very different very five year old moment as big brother runs out of his bedroom screaming:
I can’t be in my room, it stinks too bad! Right now there is nothing stinkier than me!