Okay, so for some reason the spam on this site is OUTTA control lately. Seems my mom blog is a fave amongst hackers and thieves. You can thank the magical WordPress filters for keeping your eyes from bleeding like mine are after reading all SEVENTY-FOUR of the spam comments I’ve gotten in the last eleven days. Oy.
Good news is, they’re freaking hilarious. And I figured keeping all this funny to myself was just plain selfish. I’ve decided that all spammers can be classified into three definitive categories: 1) those who think I am a genius amongst geniuses (why thank-you), 2) those who play World of Warcraft, and 3) those that are totally perverted but funnier than shit. I mixed ’em all up for ya down below. Let’s play ‘can you categorize the spammer’, shall we?
It sort of feels that you are doing a unique trick. Furthermore, the contents are masterwork. You have performed an excellent activity on this matter! –Carpet Cleaner Bedworth
Dear Carpet Cleaner, you are not the first to notice my “unique tricks” and “masterwork”. My husband and the Headmistress of Hogwarts concur.
Why do I bother calling up people when I can just read this! –Elric
My thoughts exactly, Eric. Being a shut in is the noble path.
You Sir/Madam are the enemy of confusion everywhere! –Zyah
I’d just like to direct my husband’s attention here. Zyah is wise and all-knowing!
Articles like this really grease the shafts of knowledge. –McCayde
McCayde, you are very clever but I have a feeling it’s past your bedtime.
The genius store called, they’re running out of you. –Chuckles
Bah! Brilliant, Chuckles, just brilliant!
This info is the cat’s pajamas! –Xannon
The bee’s knees, baby!
This site is like a classroom, except I don’t hate it. Lol. –Emmy
Just glad I’m not your mother.
Absolutely first rate and copper-bottomed, gentlemen! –Geri
I lived in England far too long for this to be funny.
Thank God! Someone with brains speaks! –Kayleen
OMG, that’s what I think every time I hear the voices in my head!
This free sharing of information seems too good to be true. Like communism. –Prue
Next project http://www.FreeTheCommunist.com?
Boom shakalaka boom boom, problem solved. –Maralynn
Glad to be of service, Maralynn. And if you don’t mind I think I’ll have to pilfer that quote.
~ And with that, Boom Shakalaka Boom Boom, people. ~