Questions from a no-name blogger

30 Mar

So lately I’ve been getting a lot of heat from y’all about monetizing this here blog. At first I said no, then I thought about it, and now my head kinda hurts. Here are my questions, and until I get some answers I’m on blog-research strike.

1) Do my family and friends *really* count as subscribers? They’ll love anything I write or I’d disown them. I can’t see how that’s fair.

2) Is there such thing as a list blogger, and can I become one? If so, how many numbers are necessary to form a proper list? I’m thinking 4 to be safe (2 being merely a couple and 3 being only a few), but I’m open for discussion.

3) I like to interact with *real* people. Is that a problem?

4) Is blogging while driving safe practice? One more ticket and I lose my license.

5) I can only write when a child is home sick from school or I’m procrastinating the type of work that pays or keeps me married. Again, is that a problem?

6) Is cussing OK? This is not a poll, and if you don’t like it you can kiss my ass. This is called creative license. It’s just sometimes I wonder…

7) I like to check e-mail. And that tab is right next to WordPress on my toolbar. This is distracting. And also not a question.

8) I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again – I don’t know how to type. And yes, I was an English major. It’s not only embarrassing, it’s also time consuming.

9) What if I run out of ideas? Will people keep reading if all I have left are pictures of what I ate for breakfast?

And with that, I’m out of ideas. Hit me back with answers, or any questions that I may have forgotten. Just nothing absolute or stressful, please. I’ve got those bases covered all on my lonesome over here. Cheers!

2 Responses to “Questions from a no-name blogger”

  1. kuophoto March 30, 2012 at 3:36 pm #

    How on earth did you make it through the English major without knowing how to type?!! THAT should earn extra credit. I always said that learning how to type was hands-down the most useful skill I ever learned in school. That, & questioning authority, which was a grave lecture given to me by my English teacher, Mr. Driskill, whom we all worshipped.

    And yes, cuss away.

    You, out of ideas?! What the hell are you talking about? You mean if you’re suddenly not you??

    Blog as often or as seldomly as you like, but stop blogging while driving, & start blogging while having sex. πŸ˜‰

    I don’t care if your blog is ONLY about your tattoos. You’re fun & fascinating no matter what you’re doing!! xo

    • Anjale March 30, 2012 at 3:40 pm #

      Many reminders here why I love you πŸ™‚

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