When something laughable comes out of my kids’ mouths I try to slow the car down long enough to snag my iPhone, email a reminder to myself, then write it on the family calendar. The hope is that I’ll someday hand it over to this here blog, but that rarely happens, and usually I’m left asking my husband, what was that thing one of the kids once said? So here ya’ go y’all, the year in funnies. The ones I remembered to write down.
Big brother’s thoughts on a friend’s indoor cat:
I feel kind of sad for Snowy because all she gets to do is play with tiny cat toys and poop in the litterbox. It reminds me of Rapunzel.
Little dude, easily impressed:
Mama, I like how shiny your toilet is!
Big bro, pointing to little bro’s junk in the tub:
To a giant, this is like a chocolate chip! Continue reading